Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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