- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Knock knock It's open, come in

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Sex

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Ask me if im a tree? No

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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