What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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TIMMY

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Jovan

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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