- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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