What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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No soap radio

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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Dwight Howard

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Once, I went to Peru.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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