- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

It says so on your cap.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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