The chickens have become self-aware!

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Dyslexia ruels!

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Anti Joke

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