What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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