Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

hers a joke... japanese people

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

12 niqqa 12.

It says so on your cap.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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