Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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