Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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An man walks to a bra

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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