- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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