- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

nothing

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Nickelback

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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