- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

knock knock Goodbye

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Waffles ate my grandma

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What fires shots? A gun

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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