- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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