- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What's stupid a light bulb.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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