- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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