- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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