- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

tim has no humor

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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