VITAMIN C!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

A baby seal walks into a club.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Terraria

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What happened to my sunglasses?

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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