- Anti Joke

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Nero, sure you are okay?

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.