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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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