- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

knock knock who's there ?

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Gus's mom

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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