Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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