A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

knock knock!? . . No.

Barack Obama is a good president.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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