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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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