Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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