- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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