- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Feminism

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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