- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

If youre African, why are you white?

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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