Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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