- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Your gay

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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