why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

whats worse than a kane nothing

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Anti Joke

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