- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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