Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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