- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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