A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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TELL

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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