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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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