I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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I <3 Hitler

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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