Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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