When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...