- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Jeff

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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