- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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