Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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