- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

the redsox

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Okay.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Who is it?

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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