Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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