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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What's two plus two? Window

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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