- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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