Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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one stop shop

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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America

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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