Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Your mam is so fat.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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