- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Who is it?

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Okay.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

i just wrote this so hard

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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