- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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