Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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