- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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