- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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