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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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