Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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