- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

the WNBA

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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