- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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