- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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