whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

So these two girls have a cup .

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

girls basketball

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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