- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Chris is hairy

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

There once was this guy and he fell down

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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