- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Your girlfriend.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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