- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Poop.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Yo mama so fat.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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