You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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mexicans fishing

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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Okay.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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