- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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