When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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