What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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