The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Women's rights

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Lil Wayne

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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