How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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what do you call your mom? mom

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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Anti Joke

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