- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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