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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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