what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

My three children are three big mistakes.

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