Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Cancer

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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