- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

what does a chair look like? a chair.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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