What do you call an blank test? an F

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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