Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What is 9+10? 19

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

1+1=2

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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