The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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