- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.