- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Women's rights.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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