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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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