What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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