- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Robert Mugabe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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