A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

I have a horse.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Barack Obama is a good president.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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