What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What's long and black The unemployment line

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

Knock, Knock Come in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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