Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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