- Anti Joke

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Good afternoon.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.